Itjustmoveson

sorry:

I just saw this text post that said *quietly opens a bag of chips at a funeral*

And I got really confused because I imagined this person opening a bag of frozen chips at a funeral and cooking them

But then I remembered

Americans…

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

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beben-eleben:

This is the realest shit ever said by a cartoon character

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